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I trip over things and smash into things more often than a normal person... blame it on my dysfunctional set of eyes... I hope you still find it cute! :P

MASTURBATION is the best teacher...

Masturbation is the practice of stimulating oneself sexually. Everyone is guilty of this or would eventually engage on this practice curiously. Well, there are people who would always deny it, they are the members of "Deny-Till-You-Die" pack and they are the ones who would always jerk off in public like a retard sexual predator...or the ones caught up by their granny's in the kitchen f?ckin' their black and lousy chicken skinned P?ss!es using a stinky 1 liter COKE bottle ... Hypocrites! British sexologist Havelock Ellis, linked masturbation to the word "Autoeroticism " and defined autoeroticism as "the phenomena of spontaneous sexual emotion generated in the absence of an external stimulus proceeding, directly or indirectly, from another person. Although masturbation can also occur with a partner.

Everybody needs a break. Stress and Pressures are always present. There are some conventional adequate ways of releasing stress. You can seize a Mall and go for shopping after a bad break up, hit the Club after a long 9 hours of work, go to a Salon and change your stupid hair style,ect. But there is always one exciting and favorably a great source of pleasure which is free and always available as long as no one is around...Masturbation.

Anyone performing Masturbation is driving for only ONE GOAL, to reach the "ORGASM" which is the moment of most intense pleasure, the peak conclusion of sexual response cycle or simply the "CLIMAX". But have you really had an extreme Orgasm really fast? or you just fail radically at it? :P Have you ever given or received a mind blowing "O" with someone?

Sometimes it's really hard for some women or sometimes even men to achieve Orgasm. I wanna tell you that I can have Multiple Orgasms with someone if I really wanted to, or easily fake it if I needed too. There are some who has to struggle to please themselves during SEX but only ended up their attempts dry and frustrating, now that's depressing.

You know that everything can be learned, and it's never too late, and nothing is impossible. The best time you can practice receiving Orgasm is while you are Masturbating. It can simply enhance SEX. Remember, you must first know what Orgasm really feels like before even trying to give someone...keep that number ONE RULE in your head!   Try to relax and just close your eyes and concentrate on the sensation that is there, think about your most obscene fantasy. While on it you should know exactly the right spot on where the excitement are getting intense, try to practice different strokes. And after satisfying yourself, you should know how you were able to give yourself a great pleasure. So when you have to do it with a partner, you can share with her some ways you can have pleasurable sensations. And when trying to give.... Imagine yourself as the other person, think of the right positions or exact spots and arousing approach on your partner's genital as if you are the one experiencing it. If you succeeded... this action can put your partner in a frenzy of utter joy.Yeah :P
SO KEEP ON PRACTICING!!! CAUSE PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT!!!


P.S.
This is a Lesbian Blog...Not advisable to other sex....LOLX

R.I.P IMEEM

What the F?CK happened to IMEEM? When you try to goto www.imeem.com it will redirect you to  "Myspace". the dirtiest, the most F?ck up networking site on the net that sells out FAGGOT, BITCHES and WHORES.... and RED NECK AS?HOLES...WTF happened to all of my MP3 playlists? I got collections there which are hard to find and download anywhere else... This really SUCK! Worst thing I've known over the net...Shame on you motherf?ckers whoever did this stupid crap. Without a word you just ruined my music life... I'm gonna hunt you down you sick li'l F?ck and kidnap your wife and gang rape her with dogs.

JUST A QUESTION....

Why do all the great questions come up when I'm supposed to be going to bed :P?